Nursing Nutz

Old Meg was in the nursing home she’d been there many years
And dearly loved the company of all the other dears
She had an electric wheelchair on which she used to race around
So fast she took the corners, only two wheels on the ground

Old George stepped out before her as batty as a fruit
Have yer got a licence if not I’m going to shoot
She flashed a toffee wrapper Ok said George that’s fine
I know that it’s a real one, it’s just the same as mine

Big bad Bill jumped from his door and loudly shouted stop
I want to see some insurance I used to be a cop
She showed a table napkin a delicate shade of blue
Bill just took one look at it and said yes that will do

Around the corner flying fast she bumped into naked Joe
His hand upon his todger stiff he forced her to go slow
Oh Joe said she you really are becoming quite a pain
Every time I pass your room I’m breathalized again!