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The Vocational School for Evoking Emotion
The Vocational School for Evoking Emotion
Our sign out front says $2.99 buys you a future of nothing, and we at the School for Vocationally Evoking Emotion would like to thank you for all of the blow jobs from your daughters and future wives. We're not just selling an experience we're trading blood for compliments, and it doesn't just sometimes border on suicide, some of us will absolutely kill you.
We've got five wings to our lovely institution and they're all equipped with change buckets. Of course there's a head office, it's the only office besides the janitorial closet (which is conveniently located right in the middle of the School above the lower three wings). The head office doesn't have any doors, and that's where we keep all of our staples, but don't worry we also have whores that guard the janitorial closet. Sound like a snag, loose end, or hang up? Well, it's all three.
Even though a lot of us are only working here at the school for a short time, it's okay because if you knew who we've all slept with, you'd definitely want to have a paternity test considering your children.
WE DO LOVE THE CHILDREN ALSO
At the Vocational School for Evoking Emotion, that's only a hang up for a few of us. So, be sure to send your kids to a reputable school for learning bullshit, because here we're as real as it gets.
...Our Mission Statement: Don't just give us a compliment, instead buy a cd, book, or painting and maybe your girlfriend won't try to meet up with one of us later for a free glass of Whoopee.
Flier by: M.E.L.
Our sign out front says $2.99 buys you a future of nothing, and we at the School for Vocationally Evoking Emotion would like to thank you for all of the blow jobs from your daughters and future wives. We're not just selling an experience we're trading blood for compliments, and it doesn't just sometimes border on suicide, some of us will absolutely kill you.
We've got five wings to our lovely institution and they're all equipped with change buckets. Of course there's a head office, it's the only office besides the janitorial closet (which is conveniently located right in the middle of the School above the lower three wings). The head office doesn't have any doors, and that's where we keep all of our staples, but don't worry we also have whores that guard the janitorial closet. Sound like a snag, loose end, or hang up? Well, it's all three.
Even though a lot of us are only working here at the school for a short time, it's okay because if you knew who we've all slept with, you'd definitely want to have a paternity test considering your children.
WE DO LOVE THE CHILDREN ALSO
At the Vocational School for Evoking Emotion, that's only a hang up for a few of us. So, be sure to send your kids to a reputable school for learning bullshit, because here we're as real as it gets.
...Our Mission Statement: Don't just give us a compliment, instead buy a cd, book, or painting and maybe your girlfriend won't try to meet up with one of us later for a free glass of Whoopee.
Flier by: M.E.L.
Published 18th Jan 2013
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20th Jan 2013 3:53pm
I am thinking that " Evoking Emotion " is implying something rather specific, and that is what should have been in your title. But other than that ? As human commentary goes ? I am liking this. It is sharp, edgy, and rather exacting.
and frankly needs more reads :)
and frankly needs more reads :)
