BOB

 
Bob....he's pretty good to me,
He never pisses on the toilet seat.
He doesn't ever go throw dollars at a stripper,
But he's also not a very good tipper.
In fact...he never even pays for dinner,
Yet, in my book, he's still a winner.
He'll never cheat on me with my sister,
Or try to show me a boil or a blister.
Bob...he's about the greatest for a girl like me,
I can be pleased repeatedly with no worries of disease.
There are a few issues, like he doesn't bring home any dough,
But, he does have 3 settings...fast, medium and slow.
He gets me excited, puffs me up and makes me wet,
And he'll get me off every single time, on that you can bet.
I just hope he doesn't get jealous of the other dildos,
But see, that's the beautiful part. A fake dick can't possess an ego.
He's my...
B. attery O. perated B. oyfriend don't you see ?
No matter who sleeps in my bed, I'll be with him for all eternity.



Written 4/2005 ----This was written in response to Lamensterms poem 'My Lover' about a rubber sex doll. I miss you everyday Mike.