What Have I Learned Here?

 
That blood tends toward diner ketchup red,
That some folks are beyond therapy,
Sweetness can turn bitter in a heartbeat.
A cigar-smoking woman finds herself attractive.
Money does grow on trees; the challenge is to find them.
I'm not a good deceiver
But other people are, and I'm a good believer.
Exploring the dark reaches of trash cans
Is not so much fun at times.
I love to stare in a mirror.
Ballroom dancing bores me.
My business head is the size of a pin or smaller..
Good hair goes a long way in a shallow environment.
In a former life I was...
The same person I am now.
So.
What have you learned?
How to fall off a flying ghost?
How to strike up a conversation?
That you don't care for camels after all?
I'm here by default.
There is so much to learn but
Perhaps this isn't the place.