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Wanting More Beyond Reason
Everything she wanted
to do would have sounded
so great if only
I had been conscious enough,
but as she launched herself headlong
into a symphony of clit whistling subterfuge
I passed out and all she could do
the next day was to remind me
I'd missed the best part
as the glorious hosts
played bells in the sanctuary,
and my dizzy sub-feelings
rang out a snuff-muffed tinkling.
runningturtle87
to do would have sounded
so great if only
I had been conscious enough,
but as she launched herself headlong
into a symphony of clit whistling subterfuge
I passed out and all she could do
the next day was to remind me
I'd missed the best part
as the glorious hosts
played bells in the sanctuary,
and my dizzy sub-feelings
rang out a snuff-muffed tinkling.
runningturtle87
Published 23rd Dec 2012
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23rd Dec 2012 5:08am
23rd Dec 2012 6:35am
Ask the Porter at Macbeth's gate:
Enter a PORTER. Knocking within.
Porter
1 Here's a knocking indeed! If a man were
2 porter of Hell Gate, he should have old turning the
3 key. (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who's there,
4 i' the name of Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hang'd
5 himself on th' expectation of plenty. Come in time!
6 Have napkins enow about you; here you'll sweat for't.
7 (Knock.) Knock, knock! Who's there, in the other
8 devil's name? Faith, here's an equivocator, that could
9 swear in both the scales against either scale, who com-
10 mitted treason enough for God's sake, yet could
11 not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator.
12 (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who's there? Faith,
13 here's an English tailor come hither, for stealing
14 out of a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may
15 roast your goose. (Knock.) Knock, knock! Never
16 at quiet! What are you? But this place is too
17 cold for hell. I'll devil-porter it no further: I had
18 thought to have let in some of all professions that go
19 the primrose way to the everlasting bonfire. (Knock.)
20 Anon, anon! [Opens the gate.] I pray you, remember
21 the porter.
Enter MACDUFF and LENNOX.
MACDUFF
22 Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed,
23 That you do lie so late?
Porter
24 'Faith sir, we were carousing till the second cock;
25 and drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.
MACDUFF
26 What three things does drink especially pro-
27 voke?
Porter
28 Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
29 Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes
30 the desire, but it takes away the performance. There-
31 fore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator
32 with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him
33 on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and dis-
34 heartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in
35 conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him
36 the lie, leaves him.
Enter a PORTER. Knocking within.
Porter
1 Here's a knocking indeed! If a man were
2 porter of Hell Gate, he should have old turning the
3 key. (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who's there,
4 i' the name of Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hang'd
5 himself on th' expectation of plenty. Come in time!
6 Have napkins enow about you; here you'll sweat for't.
7 (Knock.) Knock, knock! Who's there, in the other
8 devil's name? Faith, here's an equivocator, that could
9 swear in both the scales against either scale, who com-
10 mitted treason enough for God's sake, yet could
11 not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator.
12 (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who's there? Faith,
13 here's an English tailor come hither, for stealing
14 out of a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may
15 roast your goose. (Knock.) Knock, knock! Never
16 at quiet! What are you? But this place is too
17 cold for hell. I'll devil-porter it no further: I had
18 thought to have let in some of all professions that go
19 the primrose way to the everlasting bonfire. (Knock.)
20 Anon, anon! [Opens the gate.] I pray you, remember
21 the porter.
Enter MACDUFF and LENNOX.
MACDUFF
22 Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed,
23 That you do lie so late?
Porter
24 'Faith sir, we were carousing till the second cock;
25 and drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.
MACDUFF
26 What three things does drink especially pro-
27 voke?
Porter
28 Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
29 Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes
30 the desire, but it takes away the performance. There-
31 fore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator
32 with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him
33 on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and dis-
34 heartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in
35 conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him
36 the lie, leaves him.
23rd Dec 2012 7:16am
Omg, rt, that's brilliant. You dug up Shakespeare on this topic, eh?
"makes him stand to, and not stand to"
lmao
"makes him stand to, and not stand to"
lmao
23rd Dec 2012 12:36pm
Billy Backup....I needed someone with a sense of humor,,,,,no matter what Poe says....
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- Edited 24th Dec 2012 4:55pm
24th Dec 2012 4:54pm
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24th Dec 2012 5:11pm
