"Mission Improbable"

This sink will sink        
this pad wont win        
neglecting washing up        
the unforgivable crime        
that swims with sin.        
         
The kitchen is a swamp        
we need a bigger mop        
walls are composed        
of broken plates        
and the piled body's        
of twisted mates.        

This flat went mad        
the cheese has turned bad        
the twilight zone        
of the mad lad        
larger drinking        
crutch twitching        
pizza spattered        
vest wearing        
swearing          
bad boy bravado        
and the kebab swinging        
ear splitting        
of the bad lad        
desperado.        
         
Suspended from the ceiling        
the sickening feeling        
vermin leave the crash site        
empty handed and squealing        
when fleeing.      
   
This mission is impossible        
this mission is improbable.