Check before you peck

The birds and the bees
Bitches beg please
While they charge you there fees
Men just can't wait to be
While the wife just waits and see's
They can't wait to hear the lies and there pleas
Men cower with fear 
They go out and grab some beer
Wife packs her bag 
Curses and calls him a fag 
Seeing how that bitch had a dick
The guy couldn't believe he couldn't feel that it was thick
So now he sits 
Cock covered with his shits 
She finally says goodbye 
He just washes his dick and cries