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MY NAKED CHEF
(Neither autobiographical, nor a portrayal of the original so-named “Naked Chef”, Jamie Oliver! Inspired by Deep Underground poem “Kitchen Sex” by MissJayne. I have included interchangeable pronouns so it can be an enjoyable read to either sex – depending on which partner is the main cook!)
My spouse is very daring when it comes to ‘chef’-ing food;
Our kitchen sometimes gets so hot, he/she cooks it in the nude!
When I look in on cooking her/his body glistens with sweat,
Which tempts me to draw closer and, with it, get myself wet!
He/She will sometimes ‘serve’ herself/himself, making love on the table,
Leaving me, post-ecstasy, stuck on her/him like a label!
No visitors have yet asked us, “Why don’t you get a fan?”
The would-be answer is between “this woman and this man”!
My spouse is very daring when it comes to ‘chef’-ing food;
Our kitchen sometimes gets so hot, he/she cooks it in the nude!
When I look in on cooking her/his body glistens with sweat,
Which tempts me to draw closer and, with it, get myself wet!
He/She will sometimes ‘serve’ herself/himself, making love on the table,
Leaving me, post-ecstasy, stuck on her/him like a label!
No visitors have yet asked us, “Why don’t you get a fan?”
The would-be answer is between “this woman and this man”!
Published 18th Nov 2012
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18th Nov 2012 9:43pm
Anonymous
18th Nov 2012 10:13pm
Yes indeed solomon
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20th Nov 2012 3:47pm
20th Nov 2012 11:47pm
Really nice read -- sexy and fun -- a delightful culinary creation! (I liked both versions.)
21st Nov 2012 6:36am
"a delightful culinary creation" - could be said of any child the couple conceive!
