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I like books where the good guy dies
Killed by the bad guy  
The End

Truthfully
I’ve never read one

Go to light a cigarette, the flame jumps once and calls it quits
     Have to light it on the stove

A filthy habit I’m sure
     But I’ve got worse

At least I’ve stopped pissing in bottles
     A filthy and hazardous habit

Especially when you have the tendency to pass out on the floor
And wake up to drink the remnants of stale beer

The inevitable outcome is
     Mistakes will be made.