"Beyond.... Play Nice."

Said Teacher as I kicked down Timmy's block tower.
He screamed and cried.
"Now look what you did. Beyond, time out."
=(
Timmy's a stupid cry baby!

I stole bubble gum from one of the big kids during recess.
After I finished chewing it,
during nap time I stretched it out and stuck it all over Sally's hair.
Sally woke up sad, but I told her
"Don't worry Sally. I'll help you get the gum out."
I took scissors and cut her hair into patches.
Sally's mom yelled and screamed.
Sally had to wear a hat for a month.

At the playground, Sammy took the last swing.
I wanted that swing. So I pushed him off!
Five minutes later, he threw a ball at me.
I chased him around the black top and once I caught up
I pushed him and made him fall and skid forward.
He scrapped his knees, elbows, and chin.
Teacher told me to go to the office and write standards until my hand fell off.
I just glared and said,
"You little snitch. -_- I'm gonna get you."

"Beyond has cooties! Beyond has cooties!"
Said that obnoxious Charlie!
"I'm gonna get you rat!"
I chased him around campus until he ran into the boy's restroom.
"Haha!" He stuck his tongue out at me.
But he was shocked once I stepped into the boy's restroom.
"Now what did you say!?"
"You can't be in here! I'm telling teacher!"
I pushed him into the stall,
Shoved his head into the toilet,
And flushed