Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart Is The Name Of A Planet,,,
In A Far Away Galaxy,,,
And The Aliens Came,,,From Far-Far Away,,,
To Give Us Low Prices,,,And Steal Our Money,,,

By Offering A Wide Variety Of Services,,,
Including Banking,,,And Flu Shots,,,
At A Low Price Guarantee,,,
And For Your Money,,,There Is No Service,,,
To Big Or Small,,,That We Won't Do,,,
You Say "In Line Physicals",,,We Say,,,
"Turn Your Head And Cough",,,

I Saw A Couple,,,Get Divorced On Isle Three,,,
And Someone Had A Family Reunion,,,By The TV's,,,
Someone Just Gave Birth,,,Over By The Pharmacy,,,
I Just Love Wal-Mart,,,And What It Means To Me,,,

I Know Wal-Mart,,,Is Being Run By Aliens,,,
Because It Has,,,It's Own Gravity,,,
And If You Don't Believe Me,,,Then,,,
Just Try To Drive By,,,Without Turning In,,,

And One Day Soon,,,
All Of The Wal-Marts,,,Will Fly Away,,,
Far Beyond The Moon,,,
Taking All Of Our Money,,,And The Low,Low Prices Away,,,
And The End Of Earth,,,As We Know It,,,,