Scumbag Suicide

Im just your average old chum
a real lazy bum
an everyday ordinary scumbag

I like to cheet and steel
want my child? five dollars, lets call it a deal
your moms been riding my ballsack she'd tell you how my dick feels

In life you have to roll the dice
hope you meet someone nice
and try not to get lice

My friends loved me as long as my money was flowing
the wife says she loves me, the only thing she loves is lying
parents said their proud but their good at acting

My worst mistake, the mariage to my wife
please remind me why I so eagerly threw away my life
one more word out her stupid mouth and I will shut it with a knife

When did I get so round
living like a hermit underground
its been months since my phone made a sound

Where did all my friends go
have I really sunk so low
the last time I saw their smiling faces feels like agges ago

Soon you will be dead
yeah thats what the docters said
I think tonights the night im turning out the light with a bullet to the head