Because I can

I hate all of this life man,
So fuck this shit and get in the van
We're going to drive to the sun,
And bring back aliens so the clouds can get some
Clouds do it right?
Does that mean they also fight?
Cloud wars!
Cloud whores!
No, I would not like to eat spaghetti,
Let's listen to INXS and dance on the jetty
What if my hand was pudding?
What if I was on a cliff and lost my footing?
Free fallin' bitch!
Though I don't think Tom Petty meant it quite like this
I'm in a weird mood right now,
Somewhere between I don't give a fuck, and I'm stuck under the house
I'm pretty sure I can say whatever I want as long as it rhymes,
in my head I always think if I don't, then I've committed a crime
Hmmm...What to say what to say...
I listened to Beethoven today because it's fancy
And bitch I'm fancy
I like U2!
I enjoy the ramones too
But my all time favorite is zeppelin
I wonder if shuffle board players listen to everyday I'm shufflin
You know what, I'm gonna go to bed
But, I have all these questions in my head:
What if I am a piece of toast?
I would be delicious toast.
If my life were a potato,
It'd be a great potato.
Why did I write this poem? Because I like ham,
but also, because I can