Tsunami

 
I'm dealing with a personal earthquake
my stomach start to rumble and my knees started to shake
Their shaking so bad that when I walk it forced my direction to shift
So I walk faster towards my destination
having crazy thoughts of a tsunami
Yelling
'EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME I'M COMING THREW!'
Feeling bad for the people behind me
As the rumbling continued in my tummy
I realize and thought to myself
That wasn't an earthquake
u gotta take a crap
U BIG DUMMY! (N my Fred Sanford voice)
Now let's see if the Red Cross can help this crisis