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people i hate
I am gonna tell you a story,
Of people I hate with glory,
First there’s David Cameron,
He likes to steal from the poor man,
He knows a geezer called Nick,
Yer that blokes a fucking prick,
There’s that arse hole Jeremy Hunt,
Yer you guessed it, he’s a cunt,
All three get blow jobs off George Osborne
Apparently that twat loves his gay porn
All these things that I say they are just my point of view,
If you believe my then I leave that entirely up to you,
All I know is I hate these people and wished they dropped dead,
But hold on there’s some more names coming to my dizzy head,
That horse face Kelly Osbourne,
Has got a voice like a fucking fog horn,
She has got a nob head brother called Jack,
I’d love to kick the fucker in the sack,
I fucking hate Cheryl Cole,
I wanna fill her dirty cake hole,
And then there’s that retard Simon Cowell,
He’s mother shit him out her bowel,
All these things that I say it’s just my point of view,
If you believe me then I leave that entirely up to you,
All I know is these people are dirty fucking scum,
I could never love them like my dear old mum,
I fucking hate all those greedy bankers,
What a bunch of inbred wankers,
And there’s that stuck up bitch Karen Brady,
She has gotta dick she aint lady,
What about that tosser Jeremy Kyle,
That bloke is sick his fucking vile,
I cant stand that scabby cunt dappy,
Talks so much shit on his head he wears a nappy,
Tulisa, Jessie J, Ant n Dec, and Jordan also,
I hope you all get cancer and raped by Russell Crowe
Paris Hilton, Posh n Becks, Justin Bieber, and Jedward,
your all mugs like that cunt Prince Edward,
Chris Evans, Alan Hansen, Graham Norton, and Arsene Wenger,
Your all a bunch of low lives along with albert square.
Of people I hate with glory,
First there’s David Cameron,
He likes to steal from the poor man,
He knows a geezer called Nick,
Yer that blokes a fucking prick,
There’s that arse hole Jeremy Hunt,
Yer you guessed it, he’s a cunt,
All three get blow jobs off George Osborne
Apparently that twat loves his gay porn
All these things that I say they are just my point of view,
If you believe my then I leave that entirely up to you,
All I know is I hate these people and wished they dropped dead,
But hold on there’s some more names coming to my dizzy head,
That horse face Kelly Osbourne,
Has got a voice like a fucking fog horn,
She has got a nob head brother called Jack,
I’d love to kick the fucker in the sack,
I fucking hate Cheryl Cole,
I wanna fill her dirty cake hole,
And then there’s that retard Simon Cowell,
He’s mother shit him out her bowel,
All these things that I say it’s just my point of view,
If you believe me then I leave that entirely up to you,
All I know is these people are dirty fucking scum,
I could never love them like my dear old mum,
I fucking hate all those greedy bankers,
What a bunch of inbred wankers,
And there’s that stuck up bitch Karen Brady,
She has gotta dick she aint lady,
What about that tosser Jeremy Kyle,
That bloke is sick his fucking vile,
I cant stand that scabby cunt dappy,
Talks so much shit on his head he wears a nappy,
Tulisa, Jessie J, Ant n Dec, and Jordan also,
I hope you all get cancer and raped by Russell Crowe
Paris Hilton, Posh n Becks, Justin Bieber, and Jedward,
your all mugs like that cunt Prince Edward,
Chris Evans, Alan Hansen, Graham Norton, and Arsene Wenger,
Your all a bunch of low lives along with albert square.
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