A Letter To Mister Hodge Podge (nee; Hotchpotch!)

Dear Mister Hodge Podge (nee Hotchpotch),
I think i may have a solution
To the problem of ablution
Government funded would be fair
To help us in the trans community everywhere
To avoid these current potty issues
We all could have portable portaloos
To avoid crossing our legs, whilst hopping
We'd have our portaloos, for when we go shopping
We could drag them behind us, set on wheels
And thus take advantage of supermarket deals
And cafes, pubs, and clubs, they may not fit
So we could park them outside, if we needed to sit!
Premises would need to set up parking, there may be queues
But where else would anyone park their portaloos
One other alternative, which would make me more unhappy
If i had to take to, wearing a nappy!
As the clouds, slowly drift across
A now forever darkening horizon......

by Jemia