Everybody

Every woman is fragile
If they won’t admit it
publicly or privately
They are broken
I’ve lived with both
That’s how I know
Protect the one
Drop the other

Every man is vain
If they won’t admit it
publicly or privately
They are self-absorbed
I’ve worked with both
This is how it should go
Pay the one
Fire the other

Every person is a bank account
If they won’t admit it
publicly or privately
They are not balanced
I've transacted with both
And just so you know
One makes deposits
The other only withdraws