Bad Never Tasted So Good

Rebellious neurodivergent: "taking up space means I'll gladly have others pay taxes for me and will gladly be a burden on society :P"

Neuro that fits the norm: "that is an untrue and inappropriate statement."

Is it, babe? People see me as a burden, that's true hun. Sorry, society warped you. But I own this bitch. Barbie land. Let's play. It is true that others do pay taxes for me. Damn, you boys sure give out a lot of cash.

And damn, I love inappropriate statements. So nice you think you are. But oh so fake. Too much hairspray for me. Girl, bye.

All you boys, you know you secretly want me. Cashier, I see you, throw that cash. Not at me. Hm. I'm not a prostitute. But I am the lover you secretly want.

All the boys in line, fearing this ass, these boobs, this curvy, sleek figure. Nah, you fear the truth. I swallow all your lies and spit them out. You wanna be Bob with five kids and a dog? Ugh, yawn. You wanna be a bad boy?

Oh, see, nice I'm interested. Can I get paid millions for sleeping with the devil.

The devil, Mr. J. He stretches the black thong I'm gonna wear, but he ain't gonna rip it like my daddy. You're the sweetest devil I've ever met. Are you sure you're fallen? Nah, you're straight from the abyss. Kiss me in the basement, bitch. You know it, you like it. Don't be good boy. Don't be.

Be criminal, babe. Rule the world with me, babe.

Are you ready?