Don't Fuck With His Girlfriend

He was planning a big day for him & his girlfriend
today was Valentine's Day
he went to the nearest store and purchased some flowers and candy
he wanted today to be a really special day  
when the evening arrived, he was feeling really horny and wanted to have sex with her
she's always willing and able when he wants it
she never says no
he tries all his moves with her
the room was dimly lit for a moonlighting type of ambience
they moved to the bedroom
he washed up, brushed his teeth and put on his best cologne
she looked dazzling
always a beautiful, radiant look on her face
she was laying down on the bed when he jumped on top of her
he was caressing her body and kissing her deeply & madly
his dick was rock hard
he knew within a moment or two he was going to thrust his meat into her
As he began inserting his dick into her
he was moaning and making so much noise
squealing, talking dirty etc..
Within a moment or two later his 69 year old mother stormed into his bedroom
she was horrified to see her 42 year old son having sex with a blow up doll
she destroyed the offensive object by popping it with a pin
he responded by stabbing his mother 69 times!
She looked like "Bloody Red Swiss Cheese"
what was left was a man who lost his only true love
he knew his life was over
he drank a bottle of strychnine and committed suicide
when the police arrived,
one of the cops snatched the unopened box of candy to give to his mistress
cheap fuck!
 
To all of you cheap pricks out there.....Happy Valentine's Day