She's handsy

She beats her man
With her hands
Every time he comes around
She stands him up and slaps him down

Does she make herself perfectly clear?
I think she does
He won't shut the fuck up
The sound of his voice, drives her out of her mind
You can understand that, can't you?
I figured that
I knew you would
Last night when I was at her place
She said to him,
"Come here my hunk of a man"
He said trembling, "OK"
She looked him up and down and said, "Stop Whimpering!"
She then said, "Darling please Shut the FUCK UP"
She then walloped him across the mouth
I sat there with my appetizer in hand and began laughing
This guy was served
Funny how most stories you hear it's usually the other way around
Well not my story!