Three wishes...

I want to take Ed Sheeran to the planet
Mars and raise little cuddly puppy dogs.
Elon Musk - make my wish come true!

I want to dumb down all the people to
a mental stage close to Down Syndrome -
To make the world more peaceful.
Scientists?  Do this and I'll pay you with sex!

I want the DEATH PENALTY back in all 50 states
and all around the world!  But I get to flick the switch and decide who dies!!!  It would be so awesome!
God?  Do I have your fucking blessing on this?