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Greyhound Bus Station Fragrance Samplers!
Bleach - Available near the Ladies Room. WARNING: this may burn your eyes. Use as a jerk repellent!
Urine - Inside the Men's Room exclusive eau de toilet!
Economically priced!
Sewer - Available near the north side of building. The scent of ASS. The 2024 Gay Scent!!!
Farts - Available everywhere inside Greyhound. Includes free spritzer! Our lowest priced scent!
French fries - Available near the restaurant. Hot Grease! Attracts hungry men and dogs. Maybe bears!!!
Tobacco - Sample near the doors. Very few still available! Cheaper than smoking or e-smokes!
Vomit - Available near the east side of the building. Very urban! Very gutter. Unique to you!
Gunpowder - West side of building, only! Trendy. Volatile. Collectible gun shaped bottle!
Sweat - At the bus driver's circle. Armpit only. Butt sweat debuts in Summer 2025. Pre-order now!
Perfume - South side of building! Eau de Whore! SOLD OUT! Everyone wants to be a whore for the
extra $$$.
Urine - Inside the Men's Room exclusive eau de toilet!
Economically priced!
Sewer - Available near the north side of building. The scent of ASS. The 2024 Gay Scent!!!
Farts - Available everywhere inside Greyhound. Includes free spritzer! Our lowest priced scent!
French fries - Available near the restaurant. Hot Grease! Attracts hungry men and dogs. Maybe bears!!!
Tobacco - Sample near the doors. Very few still available! Cheaper than smoking or e-smokes!
Vomit - Available near the east side of the building. Very urban! Very gutter. Unique to you!
Gunpowder - West side of building, only! Trendy. Volatile. Collectible gun shaped bottle!
Sweat - At the bus driver's circle. Armpit only. Butt sweat debuts in Summer 2025. Pre-order now!
Perfume - South side of building! Eau de Whore! SOLD OUT! Everyone wants to be a whore for the
extra $$$.
Published 19th Dec 2024
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19th Dec 2024 10:42am
Send me some samples. I'd love to send them to my girlfriends. Beautiful piece of writing!
19th Dec 2024 11:28am
This was inspired by a recent trip to the bus station. I was overwhelmed by the fragrances of life. If I could package PAULA'S "SMELL LIKE A WHORE" perfume surely someone would buy it. A short run trend of women asking, "What is that scent you are wearing?"
SMELL LIKE A WHORE. It would sell by word of mouth.
SMELL LIKE A WHORE. It would sell by word of mouth.
19th Dec 2024 12:10pm
19th Dec 2024 1:48pm
19th Dec 2024 1:51pm
Depression as a scent would be earthy and unwashed like a dirty old man wearing his pants and boxers until he can't stand his own stench. Again, like an old city.
