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Spicy Mustard, none of that yellow mustard bullshit!
Piss & Shit in your mouth
Snow cone beef treats made at my house
Mouth pie cream vanilla wafers wait for my tongue
Ice cream fribble on my nipple
Soda flavored onion pickles
I like to hold change in my belly button
Holy guacamolia
Batman flavored necrophilia
Red catholic schoolgirls are delicious!
Hold the mustard PLEASE!
Pig! pig! cop! cop!
Bacon! bacon! chop! chop!
Pepperoni! pepperoni!
Slap your face with my bologna!
Pumpernickel! pumpernickel!
Scrotum licking gives me the tickles!
Ham on Rye! ham on rye
Don't hold the mustard
Tis the season for some jism in your pie
Snow cone beef treats made at my house
Mouth pie cream vanilla wafers wait for my tongue
Ice cream fribble on my nipple
Soda flavored onion pickles
I like to hold change in my belly button
Holy guacamolia
Batman flavored necrophilia
Red catholic schoolgirls are delicious!
Hold the mustard PLEASE!
Pig! pig! cop! cop!
Bacon! bacon! chop! chop!
Pepperoni! pepperoni!
Slap your face with my bologna!
Pumpernickel! pumpernickel!
Scrotum licking gives me the tickles!
Ham on Rye! ham on rye
Don't hold the mustard
Tis the season for some jism in your pie
Published 16th Dec 2024
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Anonymous
17th Dec 2024 00:21am
WTH?!
Out of all that.. I have to concentrate on this:
"I like to hold change in my belly button"
(which made me laugh, btw)
Talk about shock value...
OMG. Not my cup of tea, but my hat off to you for being brave enough to post!
Out of all that.. I have to concentrate on this:
"I like to hold change in my belly button"
(which made me laugh, btw)
Talk about shock value...
OMG. Not my cup of tea, but my hat off to you for being brave enough to post!
17th Dec 2024 10:34am
If it's comes up in my head, then I write it. I don't care how it is or how bad or bizarre it sounds or who it will offend. It goes right into this site.
I don't think twice. I also don't like to take to much time on a piece. I'm here for fun. This isn't my job or career.
Thank you Mary for being courageous to post a comment.
I don't think twice. I also don't like to take to much time on a piece. I'm here for fun. This isn't my job or career.
Thank you Mary for being courageous to post a comment.
Anonymous
17th Dec 2024 12:15pm
I love that
17th Dec 2024 5:39am
Clever write, Keith. You're definitely Captain Hook, my friend. Don't ever change. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
17th Dec 2024 10:34am
