Neighborly Old Maid

There once was a young man so bold,
His neighbor he solemnly told,
Her old down-home views
Were often misused
Or was she just stubborn and old?  
 
He thought that she must be quite lonely,
With affection he acted quite phony.
To her he was kind
And she didn’t mind  
She’d always been thought of as homely.  
 
She fell for his charm and his wit,
One night while he sucked on her tits.  
He was quite the buck  
So she asked him to fuck  
He jumped on and fucked her to bits.