Dick Pic

First he friends me...
no friends in common.
Then he messengers me...
Hey baby, you're hot!

He's lying.  The profile pic
and only pic is of my cat.
But, OK - let's see how
this plays out!

I'm at his page...
no personal info...
he just joined the site...
two pasta recipe posts.

His profile pic is chicken Alfredo.
So, I take rein..."show me your cock."
Wow baby, you're bold!
Just let me take a pic...

"We both know you probably
have dozens on hand...
or in your hand - just send one!"
So baby...

"SHOW ME YOUR
MOTHERFUCKING COCK
YOU LITTLE BITCHBOY!  NOW!"
4 seconds later I hear a ping.

"I don't think that's yours."
I swear it is.  Just last summer.
"Just so you know...women don't...
want to see dick photos."

What do you mean?  "Hard.  Deep -
we just want to feel cock!!!  You have
to know how to use that thing.  Until
I start to pulsate and cum!"

Wow, baby that's like when I cum!
"Not at all!  You cum in 3 min. At best
5 min.  I need at least TEN or more!"
Well, baby...

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEARN
SOMETHING!  Stop using the word baby.
Probably dozens of girls have heard your
your words and seen that pic."

Yeah.  "Has it gotten you pussy?"
No.  "Do they send you photos?"
Some of them. "How is it different from googling UGLY NAKED MILF TWAT?"

I guess it's not.  "Don't you want real
pussy?"  Yeah.  "This ain't how!"
I know.  "Find a real girl."  Ok.
Nice cat photo, lady...we have one like that at...

OH MY GOD!  NO!!!  MOM?  OMG!