Terms and conditions

They are everywhere
so you better beware
of line TC.6924 Prime
our terms can change at any time
last year, today or in 4.6578 hours
even if your taking a shower
we decide the time, the terms will always
change, like traffic lights on the main
now you may disagree
I argue with gun owners who love guns over kids
lets ban those bullet shooting devils
they respond, is in the constitution
that thing you can not change
our rights are like concrete
you are a shame

I reply with mockery
do you not know
that was an amendment
you know what I mean?
a change in terms and conditions
pretty simple to me it seems

When Columbus landed
on the shores of another's heritage
he opened up a paper
a proclamation of sorts
new terms and conditions here
for all you barbarians, a foolhardy welcoming band
now is my terms, or get of your land

Now lets not talk of credit cards and loans
Visa and MasterCard are the contract lords
their terms and conditions
change by the hour
just pay up
or with their lawyers you will be devoured

Now even God changed his terms and conditions
few know of this fact
Moses held three tablets
one dropped into pieces
of fifteen now five became black
this may explain
why some think they are chosen
genocide, darn it, one of the missing five
how else could the Zionist thrive?

Now if you must know
and you have gotten this far
you owe me ten dollars
my terms a conditions were beside the jar
pay up or face gods wrath
he only loves those on my side
or those who donate to all my private jet rides

Not convinced yet?
I am always right
 I leave with this parting wisdom
anyone who thinks, thinks even a bit
that terms and conditions
can not change on the fly
has never wed a women
that a marriage contract changes daily
she will never deny

This poem was long, that's for sure
Is the rules of terms and conditions
long, and make it a bore
You still owe me ten bucks