SHOCKED BY THE BULGE

I
was in line waiting
to go through a
security check point
in a 3rd world airport.
The man ahead of
me was engaged in
an argument with the
security scanner...neither
spoke the same language.
THE
passenger evidently was trying
to explain what the bulge was
in the front of his paints.
The officer was adamant about
wanting the check the package.
FINALLY
the frustrated passenger opened
the front of his trousers and out
flopped a large cock and ball package:
the guard froze...in shock he let the
passenger pass.
INSIDE
the boarding area I saw several
men talking to the passenger who
shocked the onlookers and guard
by showing his large bulge.
YOU
never know what a bulge may be.