Sales

We are sorry to hear you are not
entirely satisfied with our product.
Our try before you buy policy
assures you of our speedy returns.

To arrange collection please select a date,
allowing one hour either side of your selected time
for our qualified engineers to attend.

We advise all of our customers
to have a clean, quiet space,
a supply of dry towels
a spoon
and plenty of running water available.

Please allow 24 hrs
before resuming physical activity.

Whilst your current purchase
may not have been everything you wished for
have you considered other products in our range?

An Angel’s Voice; un Coeur de Lion;
A Constitution made of Iron;
A Piercing Gaze; a Nose for Trouble;
get one free, a Chin that’s Double.

Hips that Sway; Thighs that Thunder
Hands that Pray; Hands that Wander.

Lips that Curl, that Purse and Pout;
A Belly Button, In or Out;
A Serious Mien; a Poker Face;
Private Parts for every taste.


Please note:

Our Come Hither and GTF lines continue to experience high demand.

We apologise but we no longer stock the following:
Breasts, suitable for two men walking together.
Ears, front, wild, or otherwise.