Absolute Filthy

I mean is it a competition? (My brother is gay and he assured me that women can’t compete with a dude in that field.)

I’m only offended or shocked if you’re going to try to take my BJ Queen Title. I just won the oral sex trophy here, and it would hurt my feelings if you pop off and take my title out of nowhere.

I bubbled the bronze in the cock sucka Olympics. Think your title is safe.

I adore filth.

Hold up. I want in on this comp.

If we start talking stats though I might blow my good girl image and I’m not so sure how that will go over.

Fuck it.
I want another trophy.

Morherfucker.

Girl you back off this oral! I already have to defend against Carpe’ hairy ass.

Didn’t you get the spanking, pegging, cowgirl, anal-bead, missionary, tit-fuck awards?! Fuck Her! Save some for the rest of us!

I don’t want those titles, only this one.

Well fuck.

I guess that’s that. I’ve read you sucking a dick and…. (hands medal over)

Carpe, move over. Looks like I got silver and you got bronze on the Oral Olympics.

Cue music and get that redhead on the podium.

I’m so happy. I can’t help that my face is saying that to you, Her.

Motherfuck!

Well like Australia sitting briefly at the top of the medal count.
It was good whilst it lasted.


Baileys and schnapps is tasty.