Magnum G.I.

He's got a .45 wherever he goes
as a second amendment chicken shit
but lets hope he'll use it to blow his nose
just to show his buddies his western grit,
like Yosemite Sam popping his caps
then using the barrel to clean his ear
or bugling through it when he plays taps
at the tip of the spear back in the rear.

He's a professional with all his guns
as he blows away all the tranny beer
in a fit of passion about their buns
even though he claims that he isn't queer,
when he brandishes his proxy phallus,
in the locker room...of MAGA malice.