The World’s Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Cabbages and Condoms

 
 
I was checking out their sign, wondering if I should dine, in a place so utterly disgusting.
But I needed food and was in a weird mood, my digestion needed some slight adjusting.
Condoms and cabbage, cuisine for the savage or at least someone hungry and horny.
When I’m in the mood, I prefer exotic food, but not one to jump into something corny.
Since Thai food is exotic, perhaps it’s also erotic, why else would condoms be served?
But it looks like a dump, I might need a stomach pump, I hope I can leave unobserved.
Yelp says they’re great, reviews say first rate, but how do condoms and cabbage relate?
Do they wrap cabbage in rubbers, serve them with lovers? Is this a dinner and a date?
It’s not very appealing, when discarding the peeling, and living off the fruits of your love.
I’m just suggesting, the problem of digesting, when they’re eaten by a duck or a dove.
Guess I’m going inside, and looking for a ride, but I’m hoping my waitress is a beauty.
As a man with my baggage, I’m not a fan of cabbage, but willing to try it for some booty.