The Troglodytes

 
The troglodytes come out at night
come out at night to play,
the troglodyte delights in night
and never comes out by day
by day and never comes out by day.
 
Oh, the troll and his mate
in a terrible state
in a terrible state by day,
they both sunlight hate
but never ever hesitate
to come out at night to play
to play, to come out and night to play.
 
Oh, The troglodyte is full of fright
so full of fright by day,
is at night such a horrible sight
he frightens the trolls away
away, he frightens the trolls away...
 
So, if you see, by the Burns,
poor, wee, cowering, timorous, beasties,
neither grin, giggle nor gurn
it's the trolls, oh! The poor weepies.