I Need Love Like a...

 
Hole needs empty  space
A conspirator to escape from this place
An angel to fall on me from grace
A woman to sit down on my face
An advocate to ensure I win my case
A lover who won't vanish without a trace

But none of that's enough
If she won't give the dirty stuff
And play ball a little rough
And maybe shout out ruff, ruff, ruff
Yet still be soft as marshmallow fluff
With a heart that's kinda tough

Is that too much to ask for?
Cos I don't want a filthy whore
Or some old maide that's just a bore
Or one that just wants to go to war
Who makes Love  a laborious chore
Good sex is fine but really I need more