Sex with an Angel

Much to my surprise
the angel slipped off her panties
They were the purest virgin white
(could they have been any other color)

But wont God see us?
I asked with a wink

Naw, he's semi-retired anyway
that omnipresent, omnipotent
all seeing shit was just hype
Peter made up
to prod the Devil in his balls

Got any protection?
I can't afford accidents
otherwise later on
things can get kinda messy
up there
and it's hard to fly any place
with a big round belly weighing you down

The last time that happened
there was a terrible scandal on high
Talk about retribution
the old guy got so pissed
he chewed up his harp strings
and vaporized the moon

But don't worry
Come here, sugar
You ever done it
with both feet off the ground--
like this...