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Rock Hard Hot
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Though the planet continues to heat,
the disposable diaper is neat,
and the girlies who breed
neat disposables need --
having horny needs sweet they need meet.
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Feetnote: Rotting disposable nappies in landfills generate high levels of methane gas and carbon dioxide,
both greenhouse gases contributing to climate change,
especially global warming --
but then again, who cares about the future's children when horny?
Contest: Unnatural Nature
Sponsor: WillowsWhimsies
Form: Limerick in "Love"
Major Poetic Technique: Irony in Lust with a Punster sans Peer
Theme: Glyde Ultra Thin Premium Condoms -- The Non-GMO, Vegan, Fair Trade, Natural Latex, Eco Friendly
Rubbers To Heat Things Up
Though the planet continues to heat,
the disposable diaper is neat,
and the girlies who breed
neat disposables need --
having horny needs sweet they need meet.
*
Feetnote: Rotting disposable nappies in landfills generate high levels of methane gas and carbon dioxide,
both greenhouse gases contributing to climate change,
especially global warming --
but then again, who cares about the future's children when horny?
Contest: Unnatural Nature
Sponsor: WillowsWhimsies
Form: Limerick in "Love"
Major Poetic Technique: Irony in Lust with a Punster sans Peer
Theme: Glyde Ultra Thin Premium Condoms -- The Non-GMO, Vegan, Fair Trade, Natural Latex, Eco Friendly
Rubbers To Heat Things Up
Published 28th Oct 2023
| Edited 3rd Nov 2023
Author's Note
Brain, Reason, Facts, Truths, Wisdom, Ethics, and
Antinatalism -- The Rationally Ethical Ideology
Naturally Fresh Scented
Antinatalism -- The Rationally Ethical Ideology
Naturally Fresh Scented
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29th Oct 2023 3:01pm
The era of my grandparents seemed so gross when I was a kid with reusable diapers. But the disposable ones, though convenient, are still there long after the baby is changed. Our impact for convenience is almost the signature stamp of the human race. Thank you for entering this poem in the Unnatural Nature comp!
