Mr. Cobblepot (funny)

Hello Mr. Cobblepot,
heh, and they say
im off my rocker
you look like one of those
tiny antenna toppers.

Anyways...
can you help?,
Im looking for Alice....
but I can't seem to get out of
your blasted Iceberg palace

I got directions
from a man with many
many lacerations asking me
to meet him in
secluded payphone locations

but then i met a
kitty cat that took
me of track, but i must admit
she had a cute little ass ;)

she led me here,
jumped a couple railings
then started to climb on the ceiling
oops really shouldn't be telling

now please i must be on my way
its almost time for tea,
and i hadn't a clue where I be :(