I Shot My Thingy Off

I'm just sowing a wild Cheeto,
in a string bikini
waltzing with Godzilla.

I shot my thingy off
with granny's spatula.

Granny said that
it was only a little anvil,
that an angel dropped on my head.

But it looks like a ski slope.
Do I look peculiar?

Will you be my Valentine,
and cut out paper hearts?

Ut Oh! I did a stinky.  

I think I crapped a nappie again.  
Send in the Depends
and a self-sealed envelope.

Excuse my macabre behavior
and chinny chin chin.
I'm waiting for Captain Kangaroo
to sail my ship in...again

Ut Oh! I did a stinky.  

Did I tell you,
that I shot my thingy off?

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