To Have and To Hold

I always have a threesome with my wife
And our sweet mistress...Lady Luck,
Who I would recommend for any life
Wherein the gentleman prefers to fuck.
 
It's Lady Luck who helps keep our house
A place where love is always in the air
As constant inspiration for each spouse
To prove to one another that they care.
 
They care for the better, and for the worse,
And do all of the things that must be done
To see misfortune be more risk averse
In all of our matrimonial fun...
 
Which started with an appetite for sex
As peckish...as Tyrannosaurus Rex!