Lol what

I'm dirty
I have flesh.
Can you smell it?
Squeaky clean and fresh.
Yeah I have hair. No I'm not bald.
Like how it sways?
Or are you appalled?

I have two feet.
Want a picture?
Last time I checked,
I'm a girl,
pretty sure.

Wanna check?
I don't think so,
mister.
Sorry,
I didn't mean to,
assume any genders.