newspaper clippings

newspaper clippings

A teenage girl is killed by a shark
While another teenage girl wins millions in the lottery

A Ukrainian murderer said he killed three Russians
Liz Truss, the incompetent, is returning to politics.

The pope urges people to rise, their voices, which
Is ok, if you are abroad and do not risk decapitation

An actress had to fake orgasm to win a bar of toffees
It was a gruelling job; she says, it gave her diabetes

We also read keeping dogs and cats as pets is cruel
Subjecting them to a life of boredom in infancy.

Two Chinese balloon up in sky drifting across US
Shoot them down Trump says, sounding tough