Lucille

If it walks and talks like a duck. It probably is, unless it's a bag of Cheetos with your name on it. You picked a fine time to tell me, Bill, that you changed your name to Lucille. Last week it was Snoop Dogg. Biologically you were born a male and now you want to exchange motors. YOU AINT A DAMN Car! OK! your mom is a Kawasaki. It doesn't make it right. If you insist on being a basket case, please let your mom dye your testicles for the Easter Bunny. He will be here sometime after the RuPaul TV show. Your mom is popping corn and your grandpa is honing the sling blade. Whatever you decide to do, you will have the backing of Whoopi Goldberg and The View. I remember when your mother was a Honda and came out of the closet as a Kawasaki. I think I hear your little teapot whistling.