The Milk of Creation

Papyrus, rice, or college rule,
There was no paper she could not stain
Using linguistics as her tool
To make other tools enlarge again!
 
Chief among them was Cupid's dart,
And percolating family jewels,
Which always functioned with the heart,
And hydrological rules...
Ever in charge of new tumescence
And subsequently straining seams,
With after climax convalescence
Fading into regenerative dreams,
Where staining paper becomes the scheme in
Freeing men from their teeming semen!