Hail to The Chief

What a sweet deal a sheepskin is
For getting off liability's hook
And to convince your boss you're a whiz
At reading or writing the latest book...
For crafting a proper power point
About the essential nature of greed
Which is rarely with progress conjoint
Of what they used to call the business need,
Mostly found where the rubber meets the road
And never near any board members chair
Where agreeable toadies have tiptoed
So as not to spoil the sovereign air,
Avoided, on "Undercover Boss"...
A TV show about profit and loss.