T for V

 
It was at the height of the pandemic
When the world went into isolation
Everyone quarantined and stayed indoors
And two vampires felt the desperation

Eduardo the Exsanguinator and Slim Tim
Could not find a victim to feast upon
Nobody dared walked the dark streets
Not even a single nightowl or moron

Eduardo and Tim were very bewildered
Why no one was leaving their homes at night
There were no necks to nibble or suck on
No unsuspecting prey to put up a fight

For many nights the vamps walked around
Looking for flesh to bite with their fangs
But not even nightwalkers dared to stroll
Eduardo and Tim felt many hunger pangs

One night as they lurked in the shadows
Eduardo suddenly heard some noise
But it was Slim Tim going through the trash
Looking for something as if he had no choice

Eduardo the Exsanguinator raised his voice
And said “Tim, you’re a vampire!” very angry
“I’m just looking through the garbage” Tim said
“I’m getting desperate and I’m very hungry”

“You are a creature of the night” Eduardo said
“You have lived through wars and famine
You are an eternal being walking this earth
You have done things humans can only imagine’

“You are an immortal hunter” Eduardo added
“What could you possibly find there of quality?”
With his stomach growling Slim Tim answered
“I’m looking for a tampon to make some tea”