Speak Right.

Some explanation is required.I'm not advocating we stop caring about spelling, just I'm saying stop being so arrogant as to think there's only one certain way to use language for a certain purpose...No escape it seems,  
"Please avoid using all caps and check your writing for spelling and grammar mistakes (avoid textspeak, use proper words)."
 
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"What are U in 4?"
"Thievin.You?"
" Apparent Misuse of language"...
 
1 slip up an the SS will be afta U
They will make U pay
wiv a torture by Dicktionary
 
"One Faux Pas
will cost you all respectability.
Are you a Moron that you can't spell?"
 
language Iz alive
just convention
a game so if U don't play By Tha Rules
U might confuse but, it's no less Valid
 
"Proper Grammar is the English Way.
ALL others shall Obey!!! "
 
times move on
all U teach iz but a guide
not cast in commandment stone.
Arrogant and Classist preferences U push beyond Ur own