Absolute Whoredown

I stand upon this castle with my throbbing cock,

The women come running to me, they don't even knock,

A ballad of 10 women start pleasing me on my bed,

I slap their cheeks, make their color blood red,

One ethereal whore starts sucking on my rod,

And the others start caressing by balls,

I suddenly wake up, I look around,

A sight to behold, by chains I'm bound,

I look outside and see the green hills,

And somberly remember I forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.