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Up Sell - Part 2

In spite of insistent pleas
to take the knees and leave
Unable to resist Diphthong�s tease.
Crossing the store
mid vehement protestation
�Listen I�m flesh �n� bone
not made of money, babe.�
What�s your problem honey?
Don�t you want a man that�s�
Wow! I�m strictly anti-guns
but with those beauties
I�m certain to have fun
�Ah sir you�ve a discerning eye.
These arms are expertly hand-crafted
With lightweight titanium frame
Built to be all-weather.
driven by Swiss bionic precision.
Sheathed in remarkably soft
Corinthian leather.�
I�ll take the pair
With nineteen inch biceps
Okay, my sweet,
I�ve done enough damage.
I�m ready to go, my good man.
How much do we owe?
�Remember, buy one last item
For free installation.
How about our most astute bargain?