His Plea

If the charge is being vigorously stimulated  
while perusing your tantalizing pics going to
the edge and not being able to go back  
He pleads guilty in the first degree
 
If a stiff erection upon seeing  
your red lips on manhood  
even more urgent with your pleasure  
He pleads guilty in the first degree  
 
If giving you his raw rod  
with all those naughty expressions  
pondering what others have partaken in  
He is guilty in the first degree  
 
If the thought is the surge of carnal  
action in total abandonment of restraint  
is a sin and unlawful  
He is guilty in the first degree
 
But if the charge is of insincerity  
or an ulterior motive apart from  
shared erotic bliss shared in  
He will till his dying plead not guilty