Hypothetically

I don’t need SWAT to bust in  
We go in silently trough a window
The one with the TV still on  
A heart shaped lollipop bribe for the guard  
You’ll never hear a sound  
Unless I fall to the ground  
Nine hundred ninety-nine  
One thousand push-ups done  
Surprisingly I wasn’t found  
And now I’m going in for my last wish  
But I have to live with loving you  
Without your acknowledgment  
As you open your eyes slowly  
Looking for our excitement  
You frown because there’s nothing  
Just your dog eating something