Deer Burgers

Deer Burgers

Along about November,
Those pesky deer
Get way
Out of control.

They need
To be
Tamed
With tools.

A few flicks
Of the wrist,
And they are
Easily dominated

Under
Usual
Circumstances,
Generally,

But
This time
It's going
To take

All
My ammunition
And all
My witts.

Deer burgers
Don't just
Jump
In the pan.

You got to
Coax them
Into their buns,
And then

Slide
Them
Into
Your mouth.